Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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