I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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