so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just want to make out with him forever
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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