I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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