literally had 100 drinks last night.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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