I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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