6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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