They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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