The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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