I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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