oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
the liver wants what the liver wants
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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