God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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