Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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