If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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