Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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