he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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