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(248): View more from Michigan

Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.

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(517): View more from Michigan

In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window

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(513): View more from Ohio

I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.

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(256): View more from Alabama

i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out

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(916): View more from California

She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...

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