love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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