did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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