I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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