sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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