Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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