I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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