If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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