if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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