There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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