Me. At least after what I've been through.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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