Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
