How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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