Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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