I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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