No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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