You really coming over, don't trick.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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