You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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