At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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