That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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