I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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