She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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