Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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