East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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