Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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