That's intense
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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