i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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