i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize