Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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