I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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