I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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