if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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