She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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