Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
