I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Be still, my beating vagina.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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